Butterfaceswag!

Why is the black kid sitting by himself?

Why is everyone so fucking stupid?

I hate looking for bud cuz my guys out, then having to deal with some sketchy ass crackhead with nasty ass bud. Legalize it already so I don’t have to pretend these people are my friends!!

You see if you use drugs then you’re abusing them but if you do drugs your having a good time.

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—	Mitch Hedberg

Reading my Facebook wall makes me wanna murder all my friends

This man is in the dictionary next to the word bad-ass